and then satan said “let there be calories”
omg in english i found out how to make word talk and it was dead silence and all of a sudden my computer was like
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On June 5, 2012, Venus will pass across the face of the sun, producing a silhouette that no one alive today will likely see again.
Transits of Venus are very rare, coming in pairs separated by more than a hundred years. This June’s transit, the bookend of a 2004-2012 pair, won’t be repeated until the year 2117. Fortunately, the event is widely visible. Observers on seven continents, even a sliver of Antarctica, will be in position to see it.
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
every time I’m in some public place and I’m listening to music through the headphones, I listen to it really loudly in hopes of someone recognizing it and falling in love with me









